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Listen to our new record ‘Unpacking
released in November 2025 on Bandcamp.com (soon to be available at most streaming services):

Listen to our first EP ‘the shearing’,
released in October 2020 on Bandcamp and several streaming services, containing instrumental songs only:

Constantin and Max, January 2022

Alpaca Staredown started as an experiment 2019 in Düsseldorf, Germany. What sounds like a superhero backstory was actually an attempt to create a sound suitable for metal, punk, and rock using only a guitar and drums. We didn’t turn green and we can’t crawl up walls either. But after the instrumental EP ‘the shearing‘ in 2020, the album ‘Unpacking‘ will be released in 2025, now featuring songs in both German and English about everyday frustrations like ripped shopping bags, a lack of in-game currency, forgotten bathroom lights, and talentlessly playing hide-and-seek.

So, no superpowers here, but Batman doesn’t have any either.

See us live

Upcoming gigs

— nothing specific right now, we’ll start working on it right after recording! —

Past gigs

  • 30.09.2023 – Proberaumkonzert, Düsseldorf
  • 14.09.2024 – 40ter Geburtstag/Privatparty, Geeste
  • 25.02.2025 – Wuerg offene Bühne, Wülfrath https://www.wuerg.com/
  • 01.11.2025 – Private gig with record release of UNPACKING with close friends

Listen to our music

Our new record UNPACKING is not available on the streaming services yet, we are working on it! 😏

Alpaca Staredown @ Spotify
Alpaca Staredown @ Deezer
Alpaca Staredown @ Amazon Music

🦙 Our music is available at many other music platforms – simply search for “Alpaca Staredown” 🦙

Watch us (Instagram Feed)

  • Aus den gesammelten Spenden vom Album-Release-Konzert haben wir 370 Euro an den Tierschutz-Verein-Düsseldorf weitergegeben. 🐕🐈‍⬛🐀♥️
@tierschutzverein_duesseldorf danke für euren Dienst für die Tiere und die tollen Projekte!

Und danke euch allen für die vielen Spenden! ♥️♥️
  • Scheiß Wetter draußen. 🌧️
Komm rein und Feier mit uns! 🥳
  • Cat content for the algorithm. 🐈‍⬛
  • Physical, results on 2nd slide.
  • 🤔
  • This was the final recording for our album! Thank you 🐺, 🦊, 🦄, 🐯, and 🦁!
  • "Hey!"
  • 🛫
  • Ahoy, @solvoidt ! ⛵
Aus den gesammelten Spenden vom Album-Release-Konzert haben wir 370 Euro an den Tierschutz-Verein-Düsseldorf weitergegeben. 🐕🐈‍⬛🐀♥️
@tierschutzverein_duesseldorf danke für euren Dienst für die Tiere und die tollen Projekte!

Und danke euch allen für die vielen Spenden! ♥️♥️
Aus den gesammelten Spenden vom Album-Release-Konzert haben wir 370 Euro an den Tierschutz-Verein-Düsseldorf weitergegeben. 🐕🐈‍⬛🐀♥️ @tierschutzverein_duesseldorf danke für euren Dienst für die Tiere und die tollen Projekte! Und danke euch allen für die vielen Spenden! ♥️♥️
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Scheiß Wetter draußen. 🌧️ Komm rein und Feier mit uns! 🥳
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Cat content for the algorithm. 🐈‍⬛
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Physical, results on 2nd slide.
Physical, results on 2nd slide.
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This was the final recording for our album! Thank you 🐺, 🦊, 🦄, 🐯, and 🦁!
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"Hey!"
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🛫
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Ahoy, @solvoidt ! ⛵
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Read our blog

  • New release: ‘Unpacking’!
    Again, so much time has passed since something happened here on our page. But luckily you can follow us on Instagram, which is regularly updated with pictures, video snippets and updates from us. Let me try to cut a long story short: Early in the year we finally started with the “real” recording… Read More »New release: ‘Unpacking’!
  • Woosh, what just happened?
    The last post on this page is two years old, what happened? Are we still alive? We are, better than ever. 😉 While the last year was a bit tough for me, my health was playing games on me including like four months of downtime in the hospital. I’m good again and Max… Read More »Woosh, what just happened?
  • Building from scratch
    Last night Max and I did meet up at my place to build the songs for our upcoming record. After the issues, I described last week, we follow a slightly different approach for the drum tracks, which will be used to create the guitar dirt tracks. Basically we go through the song together… Read More »Building from scratch
  • First issues 😅
    After we recorded the midi tracks for the drums for the dirt tracks (main reason is to have a clean dirt track, when it comes to timing and detail), I tried to trim them and sort them, so we can start recording the guitar dirt tracks on top of it. I failed miserably.… Read More »First issues 😅
  • Second run of drum dirt tracks
    Note: This article has been written on the 27 October 2022 but dated back to the 13 October because this was the “official start” of the recording process. Last week Max & Constantin have recorded three songs with the Octapad, two pieces of earbuds, a notebook and the usual guitar/amp setup. This week… Read More »Second run of drum dirt tracks

Overview of all blog posts (everything before 2022 is written in German)

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